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Life fascinated me right out of the womb, really. and when i say right out of the womb, i mean RIGHT out of the womb. how do i know this, you ask? let me explain. i was born to a young female gorilla by the name of zotu (pronounced ZOH-too), and being human i was pretty weirded out. gorillas have a great memory right from birth, you see. i guess i inherited that trait from zotu. anyway, i found my way out of the zoo that zotu called home and made my way to a nearby forest, and was subsequently raised by a pac of wolves. they raised and cared for me like i was their own, teaching me their language and catching me all the deer and caribou i could eat to boot. however, life was not perfect: i soon discovered they were only fattening me up -- they planned to eat me! needless to say i got out of there in a jiffy. i was a good two years old at this point, ready to start talking. unfortunately i was not very adept at crossing streets, and one day as i was trying to do just that i got hit by an 18 wheeler! or i would have been had it not been for the nicest old lady i've ever met, by the name of lily sun (yes allie, THE lily sun). well, after communicating through a series of barks that i was homeless and parentless, she took me in and raised me as her own, teaching me english and providing all the deer and caribou i could eat to boot. however, i soon got suspicious: this was sounding a little too familiar. so, i installed a few hidden cameras in her bedroom, waited a few days, and checked them out. sure enough, lily sun was NOT the woman i had thought, but a wolf in disguise! you can imagine my disappointment. i ran away with only the clothes on my back and a small serving of deer in my name. i went door to door looking for a home for 11 months, but nobody wanted me. then, finally, on christmes day 1992, i approached the door of the family with whom i still reside today and they took me in. i'll tell you, that was the best christmas gift i have ever received. i have since visited zotu, who told me that life always fascinated me, even "right out of the womb." so you see, that is how i know about my fascination of life right out of the womb.

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